I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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