why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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