Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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