i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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