some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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