Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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