Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
