is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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