none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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