plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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