Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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