Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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