i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Randomize
