ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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