Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Randomize