he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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