How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
