i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
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i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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