i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
be right there i have to get my cape
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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