u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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