brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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