He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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