So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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