their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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