Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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