Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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