That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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