why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I want to be your penis for a week.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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