what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
