I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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