just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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