I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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