Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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