if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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