Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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