she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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