Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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