jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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