I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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