O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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