Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
My vagina just recognized that song.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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