How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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