So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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