Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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