I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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