Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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