Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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