yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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