somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
i need some magic done to my vagina
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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