maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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