god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Even my vagina gasped.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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