So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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