the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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