I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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