That's intense
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
