i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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