He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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