why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Ladies don't puke and tell
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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