is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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